Returning to the States was an adventure unto itself. The morning started early with my alarm going off dangerously close to my head.
(Thoughts inside my head: 1. What is that noise?! 2. Why is my phone right by my head? 3. This has to be a mistake, it's still dark outside. 4. Why is my alarm going off again? 5. I'm going home today! 6. How long can I snooze for? 7. Not enough time to hit the snooze button. 8. Why didn't I leave myself enough time to hit the snooze button? 9. I need coffee.)
After triple checking that I had packed all my prized possessions, Abby and I lugged my bags to the tram at Quinconces. As we were walking up, we saw the tram leaving. Typical, but "pas de soucis" I thought, we will just grab the next one.
I am already an anxious person when it comes to traveling and was feeling extra nervous as we realized that the next tram would get me to the train station too late. Don't worry, Abby to the rescue! In a matter of minutes, we were on our way to the train via cab. Whew, anxiety subsided for now.
Saying goodbye was no fun at all but no tears were shed because the French were watching. One musn't show emotion in public.
The train ride consisted of me sleeping the whole way and before I knew it, we had arrived at Roissy airport! Mind you, we were 30 minutes late. Again, "pas de soucis" I thought, I will still make my flight.
By the time I had carried my bags up the two broken escalators and found the ticket counter, it was 11:30. While doing the math in my head, I realized I had 45 minutes to make it through the MASSIVE line and then through security before my flight was scheduled to leave. 45 minutes simply wouldn't be enough time. Full blown anxiety attack on the way.
One final "pas de soucis" and a giant sigh, I braved my way to the Business Class line where there was no one waiting. A woman in a nice, trim suit beckoned me forward and I tried to explain my situation in French
"Uh excusez moi...mon train etait en retard... uh.....je ne suis pas en classe d'affairs... erm... j'ai peur de manquer ma vol?" (wait, that can't be right)
She looked at me like I was crazy and asked if I spoke English. After explaining that my train was late, I'm not in business class but I'm afraid that I'll miss my flight, she asked what flight I was trying to check in for. She didn't flinch when I explained that I was supposed to be on the 12:15 flight to Chicago. She checked with another woman and seemed genuinely sorry when she explained that it was too late, the gate was closed but she would help me find another flight.
As the tears started to well up, I asked if she was sure that the gate was closed. (Thoughts inside my head: 1. Do not cry 2. Do not cry 3. Do not cry 4. Please, God, let the gate be open still!)
One more check, and oops, she was mistaken (a word I have NEVER heard the French utter), the gate hasn't closed yet, but I would need to hurry.
The journey from checking my bags to boarding my flight is a bit of a blur, but I have my guardian angel in her nice, trim suit to thank for getting me to my gate. I was able to fly through security with my priority boarding card and was full on sweating when I arrived at my gate. One mustn't sweat in public. Damn, why don't people in France sweat?!
I went straight to the desk, fully ready to be met with rolling eyes and annoyance.
"Hello, I am so sorry but I am checking in for the 12:15 flight to Chicago? I think boarding might be closed? Maybe? My train was late and the line was really long at the ticket counter, but luckily I went to the business class line and..." (I'll save you the story again, but just know that the rambling continued for another 5-10 minutes)
It took a minute for the man behind the counter to respond. I thought for a minute he was going to call security. No way were they going to let this crazy, sweaty lady on a plane.
He was neither pleasant nor rude as he explained "Flight 280 to Chicago has yet to begin boarding. If you would please move to the waiting area, we will begin boarding shortly."
As he motioned me to the waiting area, I let out a huge sigh. All anxiety was gone, even though I was still sweating.
Now, where is the duty-free shop? I need a drink.