Dear 'job I applied for last week': I don't really understand how one day you can say that I "do not possess the skill set needed to fit the position, but best of luck in my job search" but 24 hours later you want to schedule an interview? Regardless, I look forward to showing you how my skill set does, in fact, fit the position.
Dear Daddio: Thank you for driving me to/from Chicago the past two weekends. I am sorry that I sit in the back and refer to you as "driver" sometimes (aka "Driver, take me to Chicago) I will try to contain my imagination more.
Dear Whole Foods: Oh, how I've missed you!
In other news, I must've turned 100 and not realized it. Last night, while I was working out, I threw my back out! Seriously?! I work out regularly and do yoga, how did I throw my back out?!!
I painted my nails yesterday
And up close:
Marbled. That's right, I'm awesome (and have way too much time on my hands)